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Start off with none of the god nonsense, it’s much better!

She’s into robots not fruit!

I wouldn’t, my wife had one from new and the screen protector got ugly quickly.

The moment that Samsung offered the 1 free replacement she sent it off and traded it at CEX as soon as it was returned.

With little nuggets of honeyed bacon.

Run cold water over your wrists when you’re starting to get hot.

Bear in mind that in most countries rape is defined by a forced sexual act by a male.

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Me too, I find the biscuit salty though.

No fork lift access unfortunately!

Snack food manufacturing, running machines that put snacks into bags and then those bags into boxes.

Why do people care when they get on a plane?

I had original rubber key spectrum, they weren’t horrible to touch but they were very slow to type on.

Get a couple of dogs and a camper van and travel with my wife, UK, Europe and then further afield.

Wom

It’s Google Assistant, but worse with confessed mistakes.

You know there’s a relavent XKCD!

They thought they’d got away with the edit.

What exactly are you doing to that iPhone?

I bet if there weren’t angencies forcing them to do this they wouldn’t recall.

Because you are reluctant to say, and pretending you’re upsetting people’s sensibilities when discussing apples.