AutoGlym does this, they have so many similar products and they’re really bad at explaining why I should use A instead of B. It’s annoying because their products are good and I like using them.

My favourite quote is from Nat’s what I Reckon.

If a recipe tells you to put in 1 clove, tell it to fuck off🖕🏻and put in 5

I have a friend whose sister was like this, but Eastern European. The man makes all the decisions and women are baby makers and dishwashers.

A couple years after the quick marriage she hates being married, him, but doesn’t want to leave because of her values so she’s incredibly depressed.

Three duckloads?

Yes, you may.

In fact, I wouldn’t mind a second duck.