Dwayne Dibley’s first appearance is the most memorable for me.

High pitched voice “I’m disabled”

Man, I thought my statement was so ridiculous that no one could take it seriously. My bad.

I don’t quite understand your response but maybe my sarcasm wasn’t understood? Otherwise I’m at a loss.

Nepotism is fine because other people do it.

How is this not parody? I literally laughed and looked down at the instance expecting to see The Onion.

Whoa. That is definitely market dominance.

I wasn’t aware of the fact that Suzuki outsells Mazda. How long has that been happening?

Paying more for a consumable just feels wrong to most people. Runs counter to pretty much every bit of our psychology. I buy good tires but it still hurts swiping that card.

Definitely my first thought