doomcanoe

Real talk, you can’t. Or at least there is no “nurotypicals hate this one simple trick” solution.

Your real best bet is to talk to your supervisor about how you do your best work when you don’t need to socialize. And as such would prefer to either work from home, or be moved to a workspace away from high traffic areas.

Fwiw, as a fellow long time listener to ASMR and fan of good headphones, I think you’re cool!

It’s a joke about you being a hipster since you hopped on ASMR “before it was cool”.

The full joke goes “Why did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool.”

a minor waste of time