I’ve worked jobs where, at times of peak business, office staff were asked to volunteer for paid shifts

You’ve worked some shit jobs.

His defense will be “I’m too stupid to be sued”.

Guys we don’t have enough delivery drivers for the holidays. Come on down and “volunteer” or you might just find yourself passed over for future promotions. You might think differently but you’re just a disposable peon. The night of the delivery you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.

I think that’s the same sink that tried to murder my mother. No way in hell I’m letting it in.