I guess it was that shrimple after all.

As someone that is currently going through KC1 and is old enough to have used floppy disks, this hurts me so deep.

Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.

The man heard “Fuck the police” and thought “Say less”.

Every time I read Erlich’s name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

You know it’s a real problem when you’re still losing the 10mm in your sexual fantasies. Where do they go…?

Who doesn’t love liquid bread?

Don’t forget the shag carpet.

Who said they weren’t creating any new worthwhile holidays?

SLAY

You’d think Tom Clancy wrote this one.

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It ain’t easy, being steazy.

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