Two words: Compound interest 🚀

Darwin approved this statement

In Danish you might say “that’s not something to yell hurrah over” or “that’s not exactly something you would write home about”

That, and access to the nuclear codes…

Same in Danish - but in a glass store

Rounded to the closest million that actually checks out…

Does it come with a subwoofer and doubles as a coffee maker? In that case no…

Funny!

Talk about putting lipstick on a pig…

Once again “the earth” is supposedly synonymous with “that one country in North America”…

There’s a common misconception among boomers and gen x that “digital natives” like gen z have a god-given tech proficiency. However, there’s nothing about being born with a smartphone in your hand that teaches you anything about tech.

It’s not like people are getting better at changing oil as car ownership becomes more common, right?