Thanks, I wouldn’t have asked if I saw it at the top of the post my eyes glazed over that.

What does nuked mean in this context?

Might not be ideal but perhaps simpler, do you have the ability to upgrade your service to business class? Usually the business tiers allow such things and they will support self hosting and open up the ports for you if you ask. It will likely cost more for the same speed you currently have. Another option to consider