Flick it!

So babies that were previously aborted that weren’t counted in the infant mortality rate are now dying after birth and are counted in the infant mortality rate.

Either way, it’s the same number of dead babies.

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

I probably wouldn’t make a day trip out of it, but I don’t see anyone in immediate harms way here.

Honestly, doesn’t look too bad in Naples. Englewood’s starting to look pretty nasty though.

Crazy, it’s almost like there was an artificial problem created by the Biden administration all along.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

You got a problem, Rick?

It’d be more merciful to euthanize the animal than send it to an abusive home for the rest of its life.

Mommy?

It happened to Bad Irene so you can’t tell me it’s not happening to other women as well.

Overturning Roe simply brought A LOT of attention to the abortion topic. Now you have a lot more women becoming addicted to having abortions.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure this stuff out.

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Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

Audi needs to go 103mph. You should probably just stay home.

She’s YOUR property after all.

I don’t think the AI would be able to effectively create new fears to report on.

They wouldn’t be as believable without that human element.

Edit: wouldn’t not would.

Yeah, but Australia isn’t going to detain you for posting a picture of Winnie the Poo on your social media.

Have you ever seen an American child? 'Cause they thicc.