BABY BUTT PLUG FOR FARTS.

Same thing.

Jokes on you. I’d just hold my breath!

SkiFree

Somewhere around 1980 if I’m not mistaken.

I took my wife to Cambodia during a holiday once!

I’ve never heard of an immortal crab before.

Approximately .69 grams per kilogram should do it.

I agree. People are commodities and should be treated as such.

I don’t see another solution.

Do you think she’ll die?

Exactly! Just put the batteries where the people go.

Thank you! Finally someone who’s actually talking sense for once.

All the lemons you could hope for.

Hell, call it a lemon party!

When are we going to finally get rid of the filibuster?

That thigh gap though.

Says the shark fucker…

Alcohol, dangerous? Oh no!

Anyways…

Approximately 5X10^12 bananas if that helps?