Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

He’s in a hoodie, take him out!

Agreed, but they’ll inevitably fuck those up too.

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we’re cool.

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

We paid for cable and streaming services too. They’ll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.