No, buying used chromebooks from sketchy Craigslist ads with the pickup location being a van down by the river is actually cheaper and easier.

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

That would be cool, actually. Venus is in retrograde therefore we get the error card of the inverted cups.

which is one digests better in my ass?

I like that, its exactly what it says on the tin. Something did indeed go wrong. When I get a blue screen, I didn’t <arbitrary number>, I got an error that lead to a crash…also known as something going wrong.

People may not like it, but the closer a machine is to communicating in a human like manner the better it is.

“Mastering Linux Security and Hardening, 2nd Edition” is a great read, my Live Raizo install was very soft when I started reading it and thankfully it is absolutely turgid after applying the knowledge found within.

A rare image of a royal being the least inbred subject of the painting

If I have to google an error code the OS already fucked up.

Soggy soldiers and dying in droves for little gain, name a more iconic combo.

Are they going to appropriate American culture and call the march back to base a war crime because they had to do cardio?

Gr8 b8 m8, I rate it “ummmn akshually it’s ephebophilia” out of “you’re a fucking nonce, wear a rope as a necktie”

Bad bot

Skill issue

I dislike 3 digit numbers

Not 100% compatible with everything i use. I understand that advice works for most though. Or I’ve been told that at least.

What about people that actually want their stuff to work?

Dogs, rescues are just as doglike and mostly free compared to the Hapsburg simulator known as breeding

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blue’s Clues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Blue’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blue’s Clues truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Blue’s existential catchphrase “a clue a clue,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Traci Paige Johnson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blue’s Clues tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Go off

You cowards defed at the drop of a hat, just leave already snowflakes.

culinary secrets

A crybaby yelling at people and offering galaxy brain advice like “limit the size of your menu, it keeps consistency up” and “clean daily”?

dental technology

You’ve seen those haggard chompers, it’s a miracle they don’t fall out or bite themselves comically whilst speaking. Imagine what people who gave a shit could do with that dental necromancy