It was already a fun thread, but this comment upps it a notch.

First place, aSmartwatch.

I all but stopped checking every fcking notification, my life has become peacefull and tranquil.

Second place, my 4yo daughter. Achieved the exact opposite.

Here it’s not just that.

The raw resources and production costs of oat milk is like, €0.30 per 2 liter.

They sell it at €2.40.

Healthy is capitalism here.

piemelpijn?

pancake, because flat and without real content. Plus, it just sounds good.

Pannekoek.

You figure it out.