Earthquake:“Why must you give me the shakiest ground?”

Taiwan:“Because you’re my strongest earthquake”

For me, coffee is okay, and I love vanilla, so I’ll have to disagree here

I use my phone like a sensor for accelerometry when I’m curious about the forces acting on me. Or iI use it as a spectrograph.

Science in general, plus points if it’s something related to microbiology or something in the human body going wrong.