BUT THEN HOW IS EVERYONE GOING TO KNOW THAT OUR DICKS ARE BIG ENOUGH?!?!?!?!

/s

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. There’s too many people out there posting shit like this for real.

Name checks out

It’s just so sad watching you try to put together a full thought. It just sort of sounds like fart noises and diarrhea plopping out of your mouth.

Hey - if I stop by do you think your wifesistermother would give me a handy? It probably wouldn’t be a bad idea for your family tree to get some new blood after this many generations. Does she have more fingers than teeth? If so, maybe we can get into the weird shit.

I hate working out. I don’t get the endorphins from it that other people seem to talk about. Directly, no. I didn’t get anything from it.

But…

I look good. People speak to me differently. I have more and better sex. Better for quality makes me not feel like shit all the time. My personal image has changed and I time myself depressed a lot less.

So ultimately, yes. Go to the damn gym.

Whelp. The inbreeding has gotten this one. Sit down before you pop an embolism.

In Canada, they have an idea called “right to peace”. It means that you can’t stand outside of an abortion clinic and scream at people because your right to free speech doesn’t exceed that person’s right to peace.

I don’t know if that’s 100% how it works so someone can sort me out, but I kind of liked that idea

I think from context we can assume in favor of. I don’t think anyone is accusing Reddit of masterminding the Gaza conflict. I haven’t been to /r/conspiracy in a while through.

Holy shit!! This is great news. Hey - if we just raise temperatures globally, that could solve our micro plastics problem. Now… How do we get the ball rolling on this new “global warming” idea?

Well. Kids keep being murdered in schools. We’ve tried “thoughts and prayers” and “more guns”, and that really hasn’t solved the problem.

I think folks are just trying to limit access to guns except in specific conditions. You know - trying something different.