that only really buys you a piece of paper that says: “you own this star”.
otherwise i guess i could sell you the universe for 1 penny, which would make for a fun answer to OPs question.

umm… could i have more details, please?

kind of the opposite for me. i never use autocorrect, and when i type in a very long password, i am always surprised how often i get it first try

Stalins actual personal possessions:

i mean you would be allowed to wear it in germany, but recordings or pictures would only be allowed if the recorded person agrees

afaik electric kettles are the most efficient machines around. something like 95% efficiency

i actually recently tried this, and for some reason almost all the files were empty, didnt even contain my mails

the subtly delivered message of this comic is something else: the catholic church created the zombie-plague themselves, so they could portray themselves as heroes! i mean, who else worships a guy coming back from the dead, huh?

yikes

not a single POW! ?

its an older meme, but it checks out

well how would you verify wether a thesis was written by AI? Mind that accusations are a serious matter, so “i guess it sorta looks like AI” or a percent number spat out by some unreliable LLM-detection AI isnt going to cut it

btw, this effect is called metamerism (wikipedia)

Dont play guitar, but on drums, i always just used VLC. it has both speed control and A-B loops.

and now gimme my bonus internet points!

i think you might be referring to Fediseer?

Ive recently stumbled on Fediseer, where instances can give recommendations, censures and hesitations to other instances. every instance also has its own page with their self-description, stats, recommendations, censures, etc. might be a helpful tool to narrow down the potential instances.

yes to at least one of those
goddamm cessna plane just stands around uselessly GRRR

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a fine addition to my meme playlist. thank you

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