Never have I done anal.

Let the bullets fly. It’s a Chinese classic, I watch it with all my friends that have enot heard it before and they all love it.

Sunless skies and sunless seas is great

“You can’t find the truth, you pick the lie lie you like best.”

你會哪些語言？(Traditional Chinese)

That’s about it. I am an interpreter and translator between English and Chinese.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

Is that oral or anal?

I’m a 1, and yes I watch porn to collect “materials” to concoct the most perfect porn in my head that no one has seen and will never see.

It’s not like we’re constantly at odds with each other as well, normally I’d go to her bed, or she’d come to mine for a while before I sleep to “get them cuddles” as you put it.

Oh well, 7 years too late for me lmao

We are both Asian.

My god, the amount of language I have to learn is monumental it seems

I worked night shift for a year or two, that is indeed why we started sleeping in separate bedrooms. Right now, our schedule is still a 1-2 hours apart, enough for us to want to sleep in separate bedrooms.

I have dated exactly 1 (one) girl. I am her first relationship as well. Maybe we just don’t know what is normal lmao

Haha, our city has a much lower crim rate than London actually.

She’s not normally like this, and yes Ubers usually drop people off right at the entrance of our apartment. Aside from Uber, she would also take the bus or train into the city, both of which requre a five minute walk through our neighborhood which she has no problem doing.

We live in Taiwan, it’s pretty safe afaik, also CCTV is everywhere here especially in and around the big cities.

Context: I got the text but that the time, she didn’t know when she’d get home so I was waiting on a follow up test with the time she’d be home (again, my bad for not making sure I can hear them), and we live in a pretty safe country, where even robbery is rare.

Swazdo-lah, friend!