The contract of tolerance requires swift shutting down of the intolerant 🤛
The contract of tolerance requires swift shutting down of the intolerant 🤛
What if he used his shotgun for good instead of evil
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MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!
The mods apparently like that every post here is marred by this useless bot
We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club
Can’t wait until the mods finally get their shit together and ban this shitty ass bot
Peepants and Shitbritches
We all just call him JIT
Motherfucker it’s finally getting to be more acceptable to be vulnerable and it’s fucking REFRESHING. It took a lot of undoing the damage done by people like you who insist men stay strong at all times for me to finally accept my emotions and feel them. It’s sick. I’m not angry all the time any more. I feel like a real human being for once. Try it out.
Were talking about the fellas, why even bring this up besides as some weird defensive thing?
This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them
First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal
I’m afraid we’ll see less and less insects every summer until we all die of starvation or exposure
Dang, too bad there aren’t insanely smart engineers who have figured out how to make your little hand rectangle go brrrrr to figure out a way to make it work.
Then… go away to another instance, bub. The things my country does affect far more than just the united states, unfortunately. I really wish we hadn’t fucked the globe up so bad and stuck our grubby little fingers into every pot, but we did. And now you all have to hear about it. It’s not changing any time soon, either until our political situation improves and we convince our politicians to stop. Wish us luck.
If you’re reading this I am in dire straights, possibly dead. I woke up this morning to find my microwave is bursting with tardigrades. I have left it cooking nonstop for 13 consecutive days and they’ve only gotten more pissed off. I’ve welded their every possible exit from the machine shut, but I fear they are beginning to chew their way out. If you’re reading this, tell the government they need to drone strike my location immediately, possibly nuke it. The world is not prepared for what is inside my microwave.
Listen up, buster, don’t you go trashing LSD just because you don’t like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD
We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them
You really won’t be able to take the word back, it’s been stained permanently. It’s maybe best not to focus on the lack of sex part and start focusing on yourself. People will notice. Working on yourself is attractive. People who never gave you a thought romantically might suddenly realize you’ve worked to improve yourself and look at you with fresh eyes.