I’d think any kind of endangered animal, to ensure I’m not killed for sport or something, but also big enough to not be anythings food. Elephant maybe or bear? From there, it’s easy, since I’d be able to kinda write as both of those, start writing messages. If I’m in the wild, go to a camp area or trail humans use a lot, leave messages everywhere until someone records me writing them. At that point, I’m sure some kind of government scientist would want to know why and how I know English. Then tell them I want to talk to the president as I’m actually an alien.
Do I turn back that moment? If so this is gonna be awkward, but I also just turned from an animal to a human… so maybe it would add to my alien story.
So this was my friends grandpas porn. We kept anything we liked but there was still like a full home depot box of magazines. Well I’m not proud of how we “disposed/shared” them. As we drove from high school to high school tossing them just all over on campuses. This was a Sunday night so we thought we’d hear all about it in class on Monday. Nope. No idea what happened but by the time we got to our high school Monday morning all the magazines were gone and we never heard about it.