Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

Why in the hell is it always toilet paper?

Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️

High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.

I make things in my spare time so I don’t tell people to go to hell during my work time. These things are not quite the same.

That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

Looks like that one in the background is next.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.

Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.

Edit: unsaladed the thing.

You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.

That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

DEI turned me into a newt!

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

Ah, thanks. It’s absolutely not mine and I can’t give credit because I honestly can’t remember where I appropriated it from but it’s cartoon Ragnarok. It’s cropped down a bit on my phone otherwise it scales a bit weirdly but this is the whole thing.

For sure, glad I could help!

Sure can. Settings > Display & Brightness.