Dude, if you’ve been using your last one for 12 years then you really really don’t care about any of these stats/benchmarks

How is her getting this endorsement over Trump stunning? It’s a no-fucking-shit development

Unless you want people to like you!

Is there any law in any state that would allow you to kill a 3rd party to escape being killed yourself? (If there were, I’d probably opt for not living in that state)

I’ll even go further and say that people who can afford it but wouldn’t otherwise bother might order them if they are free, which is a win for public health if even a few people ends up testing and preventing spread even a little

“Vance mocked for [insert here]” being a common headline is a media trend I find funny. So shines a chuckle in a weary world

I’m not locked in here with you!

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At least it’s a step in the right direction. Especially since they’ve been extremely evil when it comes to teens. Tho I’m sure they’ll figure out how to continue to be evil with these restrictions/guidelines in place.

They hide behind “its only racism when im actively in the process of saying the n word out loud” but now i guess even that get’s an asterisk

Is there anyone using a crypto ATM for legitimate purposes? Probably should have to show an ID to use one but make it be that you have to be at least 21 years younger than the average life expectancy to use it

If photon hitting a surface can impart momentum, does generating photons also impart momentum? Like, if you put a solar powered laser pointer in space, would it move?

My teen bought a kit off Amazon. Luckily found it before they used it but Def gonna also show them this article

bait and switch

Aka fraud

Do you see UBI being so bad that it would prevent you supporting abortion rights?

This could be about politics or DougDoug’s twitch chat

Only thing I can think of that would actually cause this is that bro is playing video games with butt toys in. We should celebrate that he is exploring the wonderful world off butt stuff but might need to have a conversation about moderation

It could also be chargeworthy. I’d say there’s at least a notable chance someone conffeses to something when you two corrupt criminal egomaniacs with invincibility complexes together live

Doesn’t he get a secret service detail since he’s VP candidate? I image some pretty easy, but unusual, phone calls were made

I assume these companies being sued follow standard procedure, which is that everything freezes the moment a lawsuit starts. It’s pretty much a guarantee that these companies halt spending, let alone even communicate, with X