So what? As long as reasonable people are doing the actual science, who cares who writes the scientific legalese?

Wut? Spacetime is anything but flat.

I fk’n wish

My mom is great at just about everything, except her chicken is always bone dry. She likes it that way apparently.

They’re not an exception to conservation of energy, it’s just that matter is energy in another form. Fusion reactors just harness that energy.

Now that’s a take I can get behind

Wow, the same joke literally everyone makes when someone says they’re pansexual. How funny and unique.

Then they shouldn’t exist.

I’m 27. This has basically been my life for the last 10 years.

Any explanation they’d try to give would be an obvious lie anyway. It’s already clear what the real explanation is.

Or just smash the bottle.

Or just give it away.