MelastSB

Look, if the Nobel Peace Prize is the only thing capable of motivating that retard into saving Ukraine, it should be given to him

It’s fixed!

steamdb.info seems to have this

I was wondering how the strap could kill children, as it took my attention away from the pool filled with water

Wood?

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Samaritan?

I’m using Summit as a replacement for Sync

If it’s a sites.google website, there should be an “i” button at the bottom that opens a menu with a report button

I cast “Permanent Eye Dryness”!

If you can’t sing karaoke in your bar, it’s the wrong kind of bar

“I have come for your pickle”

Hehe, fart

You can probably do that using MacroDroid

Young people under 30

as opposed to old people under 30, like me! Still pirate though

I’m French and I assumed it was German

Joe Hisaishi must be sad

Don’t they already spread blood borne diseases?

Nice looking facehugger

“My God, it’s a swamp in here!”

“Not usually, no. It’s just the flood.”

“I meant in my pants.”

“Well ye you’re drenched, from the flood.”

You’re just jealous