What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Spectacular

Tim Honks

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

The back fell off

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

WERNSTROM!!!

And they don’t seem to have killed anyone

Just watched that one last night!

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I say!

Very carefully

I literally just learned about that about an hour ago on a documentary show I’m watching.

I’m glad to hear that. Our Lt gov is a real piece of shit.

Like that’s been stopping anyone

But ONLY when it’s unborn. Once it’s out, it can go fuck itself for being born

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

And it wasn’t even close to funny or clever.