I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

She should one up her and say fried chicken curry…wait, is that a thing? Like chicken curry katsu? Now I’m hungry

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

I believe it. A generation of leaded gas people that smoke have good life advice.

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day