i take pictures of Biggs
the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%
losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?
No? They killed the most people they have since recording in 2022 and then killed more next year
jesus fucking christ. last i heard, 2022 was the deadliest year on record for police murders and that’s already been overturned
“ChatGPT, please write me the most American headline possible”
shrug and say that things will have to get worse before they get better
sorry, it’s been a bit since i’ve been to the news mega
what?
Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”
The jig is up. Run
Apologize profusely
[Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster
Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back
The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”
Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this
I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.
Consider for 3 seconds that what you “learned” about the world is a product of the system that produced it
Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it
seems Florida has moved onto the “Anger” step out of 5