Disappointed that it isn’t real

Ha, good point! They had to replace the entire pitch, twice!

Thanks for not saying “look it up”. We can’t seem to keep anything nice. We were just about to leave for Mint. Do you like it?

When did they buy Mint?

It feels like you’re fishing for a “go fuck yourself, and your poorly disguised concern trolling” comment. Congrats, you’ve caught one.