I’m not sure if you’re pulling my leg, but sure, I get that. But what is a single/double/triple stripe month?

Now I am really curious…

What do the number of black stripes under the months designate?

Well, to be honest, apart of the aliens thing, everything you said is true.

So how is your housemate wrong?

And aliens? That’s an American thing. Only Americans are abducted and only America gets attacked by aliens in the movies. (And South-Africa)

Why say “unalive” here on lemmy?

Although it is true what you say and I do agree, I also read between your lines that maybe you don’t know how difficult and (life)long that process is.

An eating disorder is a disease/issue that honestly isn’t solvable, you carry that weak point for the rest of your life and will have to battle it. Which with eating is extra difficult, since you have to eat. You can’t stay sober from food.

(But maybe I misunderstood your words (being written text without further context). )

“Only downside is that there’s no way it’s good for you.”

That’s a big ‘only downside’. You should check how much salt is in those things.

(Why can’t they make processed foods healthy?)

You’re playing a dangerous game with those kind of words makker

Same in Dutch: azijnzeiker (azijn = vinegar, zeiker = pisser). So that one does translate well (but not to English :))