“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.

Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives fame.

I won’t bother saying what I use to have. I sail the seas now.

“Free speech absolutist”