minus-squareBottleCaptain@feddit.nltoMildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things draws media attention. linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 hours agoGiven the strong correlation between these two, I hypothesise that in Chicago, cars rather than bullets are shot from guns. linkfedilink
minus-squareBottleCaptain@feddit.nltoNews@lemmy.world•Funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies sentenced to 20 years in prisonlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoYes I also read the rest of the text, i just wanted to make a joke. linkfedilink
minus-squareBottleCaptain@feddit.nltoNews@lemmy.world•Funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies sentenced to 20 years in prisonlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoReading only the headline: Why, isn’t that his job? linkfedilink
Given the strong correlation between these two, I hypothesise that in Chicago, cars rather than bullets are shot from guns.