It’s absolutely fake

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.

Sour grapes

What a shit article.

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Facts

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Same