Levity is how I cope. I’d make a joke video for my own funeral if I thought anyone would be in attendance.

Are we starting a pool on weather we continue the trend of a north/south divide or spice it up with a east/west divide?

Real time update as of 8.13.25 @ 11:25 (akst gmt -9) water along the river in the floodzone has been receding. It might begin to rise but as of now we can see the shore of the river, which early this morning was underwater.

As much as I want this to build into something that causes sought after divestment. The cynic that I am expects that some bean counter is going to report that Genocide is more profitable.

I also fully expect those employees that bravely stood up for this cause will find themselves laid-off in the coming weeks for completely unrelated reasons.

Labor for the ugly kids, rape for the rest.

Aka: Red Salmon.

Her second, extra, brain? Makes sense to me. Also it’s written down in a place they will probably be ing seeing an above average amount of the time.

Anything Fairbanks and North is -20° F or lower a good portion of November-March. Kenai peninsula and North to Fairbanks is 20 to -20 F° in the same period. Southeast is the warmest with 40° to -10° F.

Southeast has been weird as fuck in the last decade though, it went 2 or 3 winters in row with no snow until past the new year. And what years we did get snow before new years rarely stuck around for long. Compared to the decade before where it’s 2ft deep starting end of October and didn’t leave until March at the earliest. Things are far warmer than they where. And the one glacier I see regularly has shrunk by 100+ ft of depth in the last 30 years. Shits unsettling as hell to experience.

It’s been an hour and I’m still here. At this point I would like a refund please. I’m going to order the American^TM DIY kit.

Because Americans are stupid, some of them because they choose to be, others because the education system was designed to fail them. A significant portion of the population doesn’t understand what K° is, if they know it exists at all. Source: Am American

What about that judge who stymied cheeto’s federal cases for 4 years? They where really working the shaft for him.

I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.

Visitors who believe that because they paid a cruise company to bring them here that they are somehow special and deserve to be treated as such by all the locals.

That’s why I don’t want to do it. Anyone born now or later are going to experience a slow painful death due to lack or resources or a quick painful death in a resource war. And if they have any smarts they would hate my guts once they figure out the fate I had knowingly consigned them to by forcing their concious into a meatsuit.

I doubt it. I am not a lawyer in any way. The layman in me, with his tinfoil hat thinks that the FTC are trying to throw this case. So that Meta and anyone else they do this for will have precedent to make a break up in the future harder.

Bomb activation code in CounterStrike.

I use this for BBQ chicken. Garlic + soy sauce + chicken in a container/bag chill overnight in refrigerator take from storage directly to grill.

Praising Big Kernel^TM clearly.

Why do the posts that cut the deepest always appear in communities like shitposting and the like? I say to myself as I try to pretend this post doesn’t involve me.

If Trump tries to pull an Andrew Jackson, it would fall to me and the other US citizens to protest and be so disobedient that paying the bills is the lesser of the 2 evils.

I really hope it doesn’t come to that, but if does that he will have broken the checks and balances that give our government legitimacy. And at that point, all bets are off and we, as citizens of the US, will need to decide which side of history we are going to be on. (Fuck I hate this timeline)