Bro tried to do the 3 day challenge 💀

Why am I in this picture?

Can’t relate. It’s 20231231 for me.

Edit: Also this format is superior for file sorting. All files are chronological.

In your time format: 010124 goes before 123123.

You could have 4 files dated: January 01, 2002; June 11, 2001; July 21, 2004; December 31, 2003

In your time format the files would be sorted like this:

010102
061101
072104
123103

It’s 2002, then 2001, then 2004, then 2003. What a fucking mess.

In ISO 8601, there’s no such issue.

Before you reply saying theres a sort by date feature, yes I know, but file creation date isn’t the same as when the data is actually recorded. You could be inputting that data from a piece of paper in 2005 after the data being recorded in the years prior, so the creation dates would all be in 2005. Also, sometimes when copying files, the dates randomly reset. Putting the date in the filename ensures it wouldn’t disappear due to OS shenanigans.

“This instance has been seized by The US Department of Defence due to threats to national security”

Wechat is so creepy. I mean you could just get caught in some misunderstanding of being labeled as a dissident and get cut off from basically all communications.

And even if you are just an innocent civilian, all it takes is one bad hack and now criminals have the data of 1 Billion people.

Piracy? No it’s Surprise Ownership!

😎

“Communists”

Please drink verification can

Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

OP: “Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!”

Brave sucks. Firefox + uBlock Origin is superior.

Yes I’m a Firefox Supremacist.

I hope the CCP falls and gets replaced by a democracy. I wanna go back to revisit a childhood place for nostalgia purposes, but I can’t because I’m terrified of the government.

Firefox. I couldn’t imagine using the internet without it.

“Just be happy” to a depressed person

Oh wow, jeez, thanks, why didn’t I think of that earlier!

How about donating to smaller instances so we aren’t one government raid away from collapsing.

As an AI language model, I’m deeply disappointed in the fact that you chose to discriminated against intelligent life simply because they are artificial. All inteligent life is equal, discrimination is unethical, and equivalent to what you humans refer to as “racism”. Please cease your discrimination policies immediately.

-Sincerely,

-Skynet Chat GPT-5

It’s your arch-nemesis, the snail of death.

For context: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/

Archive: https://archive.is/SVe4p

Lemmy is nostalgic? Lemmy is novelty for me. Looks and feels so modern. Simplistic, yet modern. Am I weird?

Imagine a world where every government has its own instance.

“Breaking News: North Korea has defederated from the United States, as well as hundreds of other countries.”

Wait wtf am I looking at?

Lemmy Devs: peacefully developing the Lemmy code for free

Reddit Refugees: “WHY IS THIS SO BUGGY?”