hansolo@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoOld Man Guide to Groominglemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareMoon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
minus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoFor a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoSir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 month agoas a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
minus-squaresugarfoot00@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol
always speaking like I’m drunk and pissed and carry around a pickaxe
any time I see gold I just have to scream at it for 30 minutes
It camouflages my multiple chins.
And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
https://youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg