I’m been browsing Craigslist trying to find a 27” Sony Trinitron.

Maybe I need a VHS player to go along with it.

Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.

Oi! I’m 29 and definitely don’t have a mortgage. No don’t look at my hairline, it’ll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!

Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I’m in my fifties!

I’m neither Bald, nor do I have a mortgage or in my 40s. But I do know how to clean my VHS deck, thank you very much.

One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.

I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.

If you think that you’re probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80’s was in 4:3.

Although to be fair I have zero recollection of the 80’s. You may guess reasons if you wish. I was there though. And have my hair.

A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.

Jokes on you, I’m 32, full head of hair, and don’t have a mortgage because I’m poor.

:( the American lie ruined me.

As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40…fuck.

Edit: I’m bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.

I’m 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I’m renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can’t work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I’m seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.

I’m mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?

Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.