All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look too much like a vibrator (sus).
This is the closest I got: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NNFPHXG https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CD7FPFQ5?th=1
I’ve seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don’t look like vibrators and if you’re not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.
You can get alarms that you place under the mattress and they shake the entire bed
Like this one?
The design is very human
Bed shaking devices/deaf alarm clocks
smart watch?
that is one way to wake up
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
personally I use a tablet as an alarm clock and the vibrate works well enough.
I haven’t used a Fitbit in years but it does this too, as an armband.
Use a Hitachi Magic Wand and an outlet timer.
Or a hammer drill with no bit on it…duct taped to the bed frame. Bam instant earthquake style alarm.
I used to use this, you can turn the audible alarm all the way off and just use the shaker!
https://www.amazon.com/Sonic-Alert-SBB500SS-Extra-Loud-Flashing/dp/B000OOWZUK
I had one of these until I got married. You will wake up, many times in a panic. Good times.
Well my samsung galaxy phone and my samsumg galaxy watch are in sync
I came to say that! It’s brilliant.
Maybe OP can strap it to their dick or shove it inside to achieve a desirable effect. I can only vouch for wrist mounted experience.
https://www.amazon.com/iLuv-SmartShaker-Vibration-Bluetooth-Notification/dp/B08V6KH3SJ
This says it’s bluetooth with android and apple but I don’t know what the bluetooth connection syncs…
Why does it need to sync with your phone?
What’s the goal of connecting it?
As others have mentioned, I’d look for alarm clocks for deaf people. Many are in the $20 range but don’t do Bluetooth.
probably because the times vary
Why does it need to sync with your phone?
so you can set alarms on you phone. And have the vibrator vibrate on time. duh!
I mean you can also do that on any alarm clock ever made pretty easily.
no, you can’t
I’ve never seen an alarm clock that didn’t have a function to change the time of the alarm. That would defeat the purpose of the alarm clock.
yes, but you don’t set it from your phone.
This is a stupid answer, but you could buy a cheap android phone. The carrier-locked phones are very inexpensive.
This is a shitpost, but people are taking it seriously?
Try a Mi Band. I usually don’t recommend Xiaomi products because of their heavy tracking and intrusiveness, but if you only use the band during sleep, you should be fine. If you already have the know-how (which I suspect you do), you can control it yourself through Bluetooth, and the band will erase all data it holds once transmitted.
Or an Amazfit band (Mi band but the more western-sold version). The Band 5 is pretty cheap and has a decent buzzer.
Some of the Mi Bands work pretty well with GadgetBridge, which would block their ability to phone home. There’s a list is compatible devices somewhere on the GadgetBridge wiki.
Throw in a leg strap, and this becomes the best bang-for-the-buck solution.
