Immediately order a DNA test and/or a second opinion. There’s no way I’m not my parents’ child.

I look and sound too much like my father, so I’d have to be the product of an affair of his, and my mother would have left him and cut off contact with whichever relative was actually my mother if he’d done that. She absolutely would not have adopted me and raised me as her own.

I mean, I like the idea that I’m actually the beneficiary of an extremely wealthy family, but it’s simply not the case.

Edit: beneficiary, not benefactor