Everyday we tokyo drift further from god
Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here
Look at you just Roman around like this isn’t Ludacris. We need to run outta here.
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime. Totally fine.
Me:
Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast
Me: That sound awful
Friend: it’s delicious
Me: ok I try
Me tries
Friend: Was it any good?
Me: it was… ok
Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great
Me: what you never tasted?
Ex-friend: no
Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold
That is delicious.
A former coworker on night shift was a manager at MacDonald’s, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.
I stop by McDonald’s on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.
The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied “eh, I guess you’ve got to be stoned to enjoy it”.
I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.
Strawberry preserves spread on a grilled cheese sandwich is great.
Note: choose either a pickle or strawberry jam; never both.
We have some peaches and I’ve been putting them in some grilled cheeses I’ve been making with maple-leaf–smoked Gouda I also got this week and it’s been pretty incredible.
Whoa that sounds awesome, will try!
That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.
Monti Cristos are delicious,
I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.
But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.
Also whats that nickname of yours OP?
One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.
Fair enough, have a good time playing!
I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that’s vile no matter what.
I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.
Salt on watermelon is delicious!
Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.
Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.
Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part
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“9gag” in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.
I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.
I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful
Officer, how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?
That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?
I’ll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.
That’s… Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!
Big fan of chilli flakes and just a little salt on seared pineapple.
I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon
Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.
(Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)
