IMO the worst feeling is when your finger goes through the toilet paper and you end up going up your own poopy ass. 😖

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        2 months ago

        Stretch against whatever muscle is cramping. It’s counter intuitive and sounds like it would hurt like hell. Instant relief.

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      Of course! You leap out of bed and stagger around the room whilst shouting, “Oh, god! Oh, christ! Arrgh!” The cramp eases off in as little as 5 minutes’ time.