gasp there’s a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
“My name is Optimus Prime…”
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
Zop.
Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
Same, literally 😅 its my job
Username checks out.
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
Maybe for strollers?
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
I thought this was America!
wide-ass
They’re probably implying exactly this.
Also the only one with a key pad!?
I can’t extract a yo momma joke from that though
If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
It’s probably for ADA compliance
If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
Compliance with their wide asses!
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text “Don’t touch electrician when you are wet”.
This is because electrician in Finnish is sähkömies that is literally translated “electric man”
They should have the umpires sign in braille
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
That ‘Women’ door be thicc tho
Electricians and umpires don’t require accessible doors.
Probably USA.
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.
welcome to the multiverse
Are umpires electric?
The Monty Hall Bathroom Problem:
If you open one door, and the bathroom security guard shows you another, do you switch or not?
Can you find the One Unisex
ToiletThrone to Rule Them All?
