ME: Hey www2025. You know everything about me, right?

www2025: Yep. All of it.

ME: Like, nothing I do online is private?

www2025: Nah. I’ve got it all - your address, every security question and password, where you are now, medical history, phone, height, weight, sex, birthdate, ssn, emails, aliases, marital st…

ME: OK OK, I get it. So, can I log in to order some food? Here’s my password.

www2025: … … Mmm Ima need you to click all the squares with “motorcycles” … and gimme a code from your email, too.