Cus I must be nuts
what’s in your pants? a gun.
Gunderwear
The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.
TIL my gender is legs.
If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.
You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.
“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”
S to the I to the M to the P
What if I’m not wearing pants. Have I no gender?
I must be phone/wallet then.
If gender is what’s in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.
Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?
I thought the exact same thing!!
Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats
How can I qualify for government grants?
Got an aunt Florence livin’ in France.
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
