GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?message-squaremessage-square177fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareLadies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square177fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前I thought the scientific name was birthday hole. TIL
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 年前Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
minus-squarefunkajunk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 年前I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前Don’t let your dreams stay only dreams
Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?
I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.
TIL
Never heard this one. Plz explain.
His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.
Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.
Lucky guy.
Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want
Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.
Don’t let your dreams stay only dreams