this is gloss

I’m at a loss for words

For when you really want to get all the nooks and crannies when wiping your ass.

For God’s sake… Take care of your damn hands! How can you actually be so extremely abnormal. Gross, disgusting, insane

Eyerolling aside, that is actually damn fine work.

Can you floss with those nails?

yuck

I am sorry, I thought they were tampons.

Going for the whole thing, eh?
Not even just the “symbol version”. I don’t like long nails but one has to appreciate the artistry here.

Going up to strangers and saying “help I lost a nail” then holding this up