That kid is back on the escalator again… I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!
You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?
You must’ve thought it was whiteboy day!
If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!
My girlfriend’s a dog… She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
Lorain, I’m your density, I mean your destiny.
Oh Stewardess, I speak jive…
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he’s an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Frau Blücher.
“Rosebud…”
You don’t even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!
Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!
The greater good (the greater good)
Crusty jugglers
“Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn’t ya??!!? Ya bastard!”
“Well where’s the goddamn golden oldie comin’ from?”
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Aaaand now I’m sad.
COME. Out. Of. The. Spaceship.
That’s no moon.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.
This movie just has line after quotable line
My claim to a brush with celebrity is that I used to know Michael Rooker, who played the guy who got pretzeled.
His biggest role, however, was playing Mary Poppins.
“This episode was badly written!”
“It always stopped at one on the show.”
Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?
You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
You’re entering a world of pain
“Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?”
“I’ll be in my bunk.”
FAIL. That’s from a TV series, not a movie.
