After all immigrants have been forced out, all social safety nets removed, and child labour laws repealed; after the resulting widespread poverty and famine. When Americans have no choice but to work in sweatshops for a dollar a day, then US manufacturing will finally be competitive enough for trump merch to be made in the US.
Then China can say: “We told you so.”
Stolen info from trump supporters in 3…2…1
of course not
If only false advertising laws had any teeth.
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So, full of bullshit just like the rest of the Trump dynasty. Got it.
Saw that coming a mile away.
Steve Hou of Bloomberg LP, found the same phone on Amazon. Trump is selling his phone for $499, but it can be purchased on Amazon for $169. It can also be purchased in gold
Everything is a fucking grift
Which means you can buy the $169 phone spray paint it with gold paint and sell it to a MAGA fan for $1,000 when the demand goes up.
brb…doing this…
It can also be purchased in gold
Fuck the spray paint you just need to write “trump” on the back with a crayon and they’ll throw money at you.
Just RUMP is good enough. Save 20% of production costs.
Mind blown.
The Trump business’ press release about the phone purports that the device, The T1, is “designed and built in the United States.” The report noted that Apple has a similarly ambiguous claim, “Designed by Apple in California.” In Apple’s case, however, it has a disclaimer saying that the phones are assembled in India or China.
How is that “similarly ambiguous”? Neither phone was built in the US; only the Trump phone creators lied and said it was.
Two clear claims are similar levels of ambiguous; not very.
An American made smart phone would be garish, run hot and flake out in record time.
These shit stains can’t even sell hats that are made in the USA let alone a phone.
So, no more tariffs?
Tariff is included in the price, you pay the phone 200$ + 300$ that goes to gov/trump pockets
They’ll add an exception for gold phones or something.
What an asshole
A real gaper.
GUYS! HELP! MY EYES! I ROLLED THEM TOO HARD! I’M BLIND!
Oh no! The best antidote is remembering he’s demented and close to death!
And that he probably cried over the low parade turn out. I had to change my underwear after that joyful thought.
