Nice try, corporate America
As if! I’m sure lots of neurodivergent people would disagree with half of these points.
I have no diagnosed neurodivergence and I’m looking at that list with surprise. Like, you know how fucking hard I’m working to pretend I can do that stuff?
A person who can do all that shit looks like a superhero to me. No talent… fuck… if that list had telekinesis on it’d feel about the same to me.
“Using good body language” is literally a skill, and a hard one for some to learn. The others you can bicker about I guess
And for some of us it’s impossible. Fucking spine
I’m looking at that list like, damn, that’s exhausting.
Ot said talent, not effort.
The sign literally says “Making an effort.”
No, it says that making an effort requires no talent.
True, you are exhausting me, and I don’t think it is a talent you’ve acquired. Likely you were born with it.
Yeah, read through this thinking that from my perspective, NTs have some talents I don’t, but since they’re common people think of them as baseline rather than talents. Shit sucks.
Im neurodivergent (at least i think) and all of these points are hard to meet lol
Frankly it would be ridiculous to expect even the most neurotypical person to be able to do all of this at all times.
“Doing a little extra” so, working for free?
If this was in my break room Being high would be the first thing then under this one someone would write Fuck you, pay me.
This list is my kryptonite
Was this posted in a break room?
You don’t pay me to be passionate, boss.
I can’t even finish reading the list, it’s just enraging me from the beginning.
All of these things are examples of skills that must be learned, not things that are innate, and particularly for neurodivergent folks.
The list after I’m done with it:
Being on Tim
Making A fort
Being high
Having A Pos Attitude
Being ass ate
Using ood Language
Be a able
Do a Lit Ex
Be Pre red
Having A Strong ork hic
Absolutely do not recommend doing a Lit Ex
- Using 4 fucking tacks to pin up a sheet of paper. Or 2. Or 1. Never 3.
I do 3 with easter egg on other side of that corner.
This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
I found a good trick was to set your clock ahead an hour. That way you’re only 30 minutes late.
What cunt wrote this
A talentless morning person.
Why would I want to be a talentless motherfucker?
“Banging the boss”
Laughs in ADHD-PI
Right? That’s such neurotypical bullshit
