LadyButterflyshe/her@lazysoci.al to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 days agoThat's melazysoci.alimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1880arrow-down112
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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoJust a warning - they might actually notice you doing it, and are waiting on you to steal a certain dollar amount (link shows thresholds for different US states) before they come after you so they can charge you with a felony.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoA 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?
minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-223 hours agoSteal $799 (in CA, as far as I know) [Edit: its actually $949, $950 is felony] then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoSo don’t go over $500 in any state but New Jersey. Cool!
Just a warning - they might actually notice you doing it, and are waiting on you to steal a certain dollar amount (link shows thresholds for different US states) before they come after you so they can charge you with a felony.
A 1970’s law saying it’s a felony if people steal more than $199 (cumulatively) is insane. How many for-profit prisons are in New Jersey again…?
Steal
$799 (in CA, as far as I know)[Edit: its actually $949, $950 is felony] then wait out the statute of limitations, and repeat 😎So don’t go over $500 in any state but New Jersey. Cool!