I’ve got this meeting you can attend. It’ll be fun, I promise.
Because I would totally fuck myself. That’s why.
I know just how I like it.
Because, going by the time it takes to get there, he’s obviously walking. It’s the greener shipping option!
He’ll give the present directly to its intended
victimrecipientHe may be able to tell you where to bury your cat.
Hmmm. Are they DTF?
Homie over here asking the real questions
As an Indigenous Canadian … I think this is the same delivery guy that my ancestors signed treaties with
Generally agreed. But I can see using the longer time if I know I’m not going to be home or something.
Do it for the narrative
Yeah, and honestly, while we get lots of stories about abrahamic and european myths in the modern day, we dont get enough horror monsters from the americas.
Do it for the inclusivity. Fuck a deal with the devil, fuck being carried off a battlefield in afghanistan by valkyries; id like to be murdered by a skinwalker. Murderback for the creatures of indigenous american folk horror!
Only if I get 6% back in points.
I’d pay extra for that
Ngl @OkButStill is a pretty crazy handle
