Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWorks every timelemmy.worldimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareAlmacca@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI lost a fair bit of weight recently, and whenever anyone complements me on it and asks how I did it, I have to resist the urge to say “cancer” just to see the look on their face.
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoMan you look so healthy as of late, how do you do it?
I lost a fair bit of weight recently, and whenever anyone complements me on it and asks how I did it, I have to resist the urge to say “cancer” just to see the look on their face.
I always say vodka and cigarettes
Man you look so healthy as of late, how do you do it?
Cocaine.