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minus-squarezqps@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days ago“AHHH oui oui très bien! Plus fort s’il te plaît” Just hits different.
minus-squarePhoenicianpirate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoStop with the classy French French! I want vulgar Canadian French. “Ahh tabernack! T’es une vrai p’tite pute! T’fesse va ê’re plein de ma cum comme u’poutine!” “Mais fuck you! Plus vite MAINTENANT… OUAI YEAH! COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE ÇÇÇÇÇAAAAA!!! Fuck me t’as une monstre cock!”
minus-squareFireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.frlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 days agoO.M.G. That would block me instantly but I would have a good laugh
minus-squareDamaskox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI’ll assume that “oui” is “yes”. The rest…umm…
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days ago“tres bien” is “very good” “si vous plait” is like “please” “plus fort” is like “more strength” I’ve never studied or learned French, but you can pick up some of this stuff from “throwaway” French in other context and the etymology shared with other languages. So, basically just the stock U.S. porn phrase translated to French.
minus-squareFillicia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI’d argue that “plus fort” would mean “harder” in this context but I’m not an expert
minus-squareFireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.frlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 days ago😏 this person knows
“AHHH oui oui très bien! Plus fort s’il te plaît”
Just hits different.
Stop with the classy French French! I want vulgar Canadian French.
“Ahh tabernack! T’es une vrai p’tite pute! T’fesse va ê’re plein de ma cum comme u’poutine!”
“Mais fuck you! Plus vite MAINTENANT… OUAI YEAH! COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE ÇÇÇÇÇAAAAA!!! Fuck me t’as une monstre cock!”
O.M.G.
That would block me instantly but I would have a good laugh
I’ll assume that “oui” is “yes”. The rest…umm…
“tres bien” is “very good”
“si vous plait” is like “please”
“plus fort” is like “more strength”
I’ve never studied or learned French, but you can pick up some of this stuff from “throwaway” French in other context and the etymology shared with other languages.
So, basically just the stock U.S. porn phrase translated to French.
I’d argue that “plus fort” would mean “harder” in this context but I’m not an expert
😏 this person knows